Can you imagine a news outlet abandoning shadow tactics and deceptive headlining/storytelling for some strange sort of honest high ground, hellbent on proliferating the truth-tellin? Nah, that sounds like madness...
At least we have James Corden (a mildly entertaining late night host with occasional flashes of comedic brilliance) around to show us what that could look like. Kind of.
The personal favorite, obligatory shoutout immediately goes to my man Benedict Cumberbatch. The dude brings it home with his Jar Jar Binks impersonation at the beginning, and manages to set the stage for what's truly a kickass laugh riot.
My stomach legit aches right now. At some point during this video my man jewels cowered in fear and sought shelter from this violent compilation of pure and unadulterated pain. On the flip side, totally feeling #blessed to not be in any of these. Here's to our fallen comrades and may they all be well on their way to getting if not entirely healed up.
Protip: For the sake of a healthy relationship, you're best served not faking sex in a car to mess with your boyfriend. I'm all for spicing it up in the bedroom, but dude, this is twisted and wrong.
Anyone able to maintain a calm and steely facade in the face of outright unfaithful (albeit staged..) f**kery should either reconsider who they're dating, or seek professional help at the nearest destination.
As Inauguration Day looms heavy on the horizon (this Friday), and Trump's Twitter game only seems to ramp up in its unpresidented ridiculousness, it's only right that we have someone like the Jimmy Kimmel take to the streets to interview the citizenry, and hold a microscope up over something remotely similar to a Bubonic Plague of Ignorance. Oh a quick by the way here: this madness happened before:
Yes, in case anyone out there is watching this video wondering to themselves what the hell the big deal is with these answers...it's this: they are the same damn thing. The Affordable Care Act, and Obamacare = The same. Could we at least have had one person answer correctly. Nah dawg, we gotta stir the pot of stress-ridden hysteria on a regular basis.