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WARNING: It appears that no animals were harmed in this footage, though this lady may be a little worse for wear.

He should change his license plate to just say NOPE.

This massive spider could not have found a more inconvenient place to hang out, aside from on your face.

“Nothing worse than opening your car door and feeling something furry!” writes the uploader in the caption.

They found him just chilling beneath the handle, presumably when they stuck their hand up there to open it.

“It’s a bloody super spider,” he says. “Oh jesus!”

Fortunately, for everyone involved, it eventually plops down and scurries away.

The idea behind these videos is that pot makes you slow, like a sloth... get it?  Unfortunately, any seriousness behind this message urging kids to stay away from drugs is lost as soon as a hilarious, giant sloth shows up and starts making weird grunting noises while knocking stuff down around them at a glacial pace. 



People on the Stoner Sloth Facebook page are questioning if this is real and Stoner Sloth responds!




The official Tumblr for Stoner Sloth is copyrighted by New South Wales Department of Premier and Cabinet and the governmental branding is also on the Stoner Sloth Facebook page so, yes, it really seems to be a real thing. 

WARNING: Strong language and a very nasty back injury in this video. The person in question came out alright, but not before a serious hospital visit!

Massive banger at "El Morro", Crystal Cove in Southern California. I walked away from this jump with a minor scrape on my back. How? I do not know. All I do know is that I probably wont be attempting this jump any time soon!

This kid recovers in the best way possible! Wait for it...