pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

I Think You Need to Work on Your Pickup Lines

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I Think Carly Rae May Be On to Something

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Not the Most Subtle Move

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I'll Hunger Your Games! Ugh Nevermind.

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Game of Thrones: Those Westeros Really Know How to Show You a Good Time

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Well At Least You're Honest

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Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

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Testing Out the Wing-Woman Theory

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I Bet Einstein Got a Ton of Action

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Transformers Loving is the Best Loving

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Love and Firefly

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Can't Blame a Man For Trying

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Touche, Annoyed Woman

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Seriously, Stop.

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Like a God Damn Sir

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