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Inventing calculus had its inherent advantages, namely that no one knew that the "Naked Law" wasn't actually a real thing.

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My name is what you'll be crying to your mother when you're sobbing in her arms and telling her about that awful day you got kicked in the nuts.

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You're the Jayne to my funny hat. You're the Zoe to my divided loyalties between my husband and my war buddy captain.

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