pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

I Bet Newton Used That Line All the Time

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Sometimes You Just Got to Get Away

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Can't Blame a Man For Trying

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Good Stuff, Good Stuff

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Seriously, Stop.

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I'll Get No-Whip... Or Will I?

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Nice to Meet You

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Young Bill Nye Loved the Ladies

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6 Ways to Get Girls

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Voldemort Knows How to Get the Ladies

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I Bet That Cousin Line Works Everywhere

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I've Been Going About Things All Wrong Apparently

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Love and Firefly

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Testing Out the Wing-Woman Theory

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14 Wild Tinder Moments That Spotlight Craziness of Modern Day Dating World

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Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

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