pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

Justin Bieber Becomes a Pick-Up Artist

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Game of Thrones: Those Westeros Really Know How to Show You a Good Time

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Hey There, Time Traveler

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Awww Yea

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This Has Gone Horribly Wrong

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Well That Was Forward

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Dating Fails: Picking Up Strangers is Hard Enough As It Is

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We Must Eat the Evidence

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Love Me Some Sexy Binary!

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I Think You Need to Work on Your Pickup Lines

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I Think Carly Rae May Be On to Something

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Sometimes You Just Need to Talk Mathy

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Not the Most Subtle Move

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Wanna Show Me Your Red Card?

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I'll Hunger Your Games! Ugh Nevermind.

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