pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

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Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

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Everyone Needs a Little Help Starting Out

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Happy 4th of July from Our Founding Fathers!

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Well At Least You're Honest

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I Truly Hope That Pick-Up Line Worked

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How Girls & Guys Hit on One Another

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Like a God Damn Sir

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BOOM Your Place or Mine?

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Transformers Loving is the Best Loving

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines Feel Strange

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I Bet Einstein Got a Ton of Action

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Blink 182 Did Always Have the Best Dating Advice

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Touche, Annoyed Woman

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People With Accents Have an Unfair Advantage

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