pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

Seriously, Stop.

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Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

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Love and Firefly

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Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

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Well That Was Forward

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This Has Gone Horribly Wrong

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BRILLIANT

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I'll Hunger Your Games! Ugh Nevermind.

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Nice to Meet You

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Everyone Needs a Little Help Starting Out

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Sometimes You Just Need to Talk Mathy

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Well At Least You're Honest

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Good Stuff, Good Stuff

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Transformers Loving is the Best Loving

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I Truly Hope That Pick-Up Line Worked

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Voldemort Knows How to Get the Ladies

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