pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

Hey There, Time Traveler

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Well At Least You're Honest

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This Has Gone Horribly Wrong

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I Bet Einstein Got a Ton of Action

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14 Wild Tinder Moments That Spotlight Craziness of Modern Day Dating World

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Sometimes You Just Got to Get Away

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Wanna Show Me Your Red Card?

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6 Ways to Get Girls

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Nice to Meet You

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Voldemort Knows How to Get the Ladies

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How Girls & Guys Hit on One Another

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Love and Firefly

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Young Bill Nye Loved the Ladies

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I Think You Need to Work on Your Pickup Lines

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Blink 182 Did Always Have the Best Dating Advice

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I Bet Newton Used That Line All the Time

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