Via: Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen
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Yeah, she actually answers, and real talk: it's a buzzkill for us all. Turns out Verlander's too focused before the game, and too exhausted after the game.

Bro, have you not read the historical war tales of pre-battle glory that involved many a shield and sword-brandishing soldier sticking their 'other swords' into whatever woman would have them, as a ritualistic mind-clearing pick-me-up? And you're with Kate Upton! Madness. 

Sex has a profound ability to cloud our judgment in a haze of something vaguely similar to terribly horny, blue-balled, sexually-frustrated teenage hormones, embrace our baser instincts, and enact with getting out there to do some ill-conceived 'things': things like blowing through budgets at bars like we're working through a bottomless bag of gold coins (and not subjecting ourselves to living off Top Ramen till next paycheck), surrounded by strangers, and just hoping we bump into that one chick that could be the one--that'll engage in conversation, at least. Or, enlisting ourselves for notoriously ridiculous dating apps like Tinder or Bumble that often times gives way to unforgettable crazy-coated conversations. And then, well, the opportunity for sex between consenting adults can just pop up in brilliant, unplanned fashion because you were there at the right time. These 13 people were lucky enough to fit the bill, get laid, not fail to round home base, etc, in one way or another.

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Via: Fox 5
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Four teenage boys in Milton, Georgia were arrested by police and found in possession of a stolen goat. One of them explained that he was planning on photographing the goat so that he could use the image as a prop when asking a girl, "Would you goat with me to prom?" according to police.

The goat is safe at home and unharmed.

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Via: Sea Captain Date
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So I guess this is an actual thing. Warning: must be a certified Sea Captain to register.

Via: Vanity Fair
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Amy Schumer claims that she's never been on Tinder before, so she made the most of her first experience with the dating app.

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