By Unknown
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I know the first thing I need to find out when I get a new phone is how it withstands bullets. Is there an app for that?

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By Unknown
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I almost missed the second to last line. I had to read it again. Oh, puns. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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By Andy
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From the autocowrecked:

This simple conversation between my mom and I turned sooo wrrrong :::----)))))

You're leaning heavily on the sarcasm, Andy, but people still like autocowrecks if they're funny. Whether it's fake or not hardly matters.