There's an App for That: Perverts Only

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An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...

Good God, Man!

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Good God, Man!
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Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

Give or Take a Couple Weeks

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Give or Take a Couple Weeks
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This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.