Callin' Oates: Your Emergency Hall and Oates Hotline

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Whether you want to ease the pain of heartbreak with the bittersweet melody of "She's Gone" or celebrate a blossoming romance to the euphoric beat of "You Make My Dreams," the Callin' Oates hotline will be there for you. Just dial (719)26-OATES and open a direct line to your heart.

How Will I Get Into an Ivy League School Now?

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How Will I Get Into an Ivy League School Now?
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Maybe I'm part Cherokee? Let's go with part Cherokee.

An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime

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An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime
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You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

Worst Password Ever?

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Worst Password Ever?
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"Password" is actually the worst password you could choose, since it's the most common. Other terrible passwords are "123456," "qwerty," "monkey," "111111," and "baseball."

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