Isn't That Redundant?

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Isn't That Redundant?
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Unless you don't have a penis. In which case it's not redundant so much as confusing.

Hold On, Gotta Tweet While I Run With the Olympic Torch

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Mayhaps you put down the cell phone and respect the torch! RESPECT IT.

Scumbag Siri

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Scumbag Siri
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First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.