It's Drooling, Dammit.

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It's Drooling, Dammit.
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Surprise, you're still the blonde one here.

He Never Received Another Text Message Again

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He Never Received Another Text Message Again
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I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.