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The New York Times uncovered a survey that revealed the surprising popularity of texting on the pooper. Of the 1,000 people surveyed, 75% said they used mobile devices while on the toilet, and 25% said they wouldn't poop at all without their phone (fact: cell phones are the new security blanket).

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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