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Right, he's "waiting for a call from his sources." And by that of you of course mean "caught trying to beat his Temple Run high score."

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.