Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies

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Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies
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Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.

Meltdown in 3... 2... 1...

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Meltdown in 3... 2... 1...
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That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't
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Once you're hooked on auto correct, you can't stop, and you're forever doomed to blurt swear words uncontrollably at the most awkward moments. Just like heroin, if Tourettes was a side effect of heroin.

UNIVERSAL Serial Bus Rage

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UNIVERSAL Serial Bus Rage
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But if you only needed one type of cable, then how would companies get you to buy more crap from them, silly?