People around him are probably thinking that he hasn't figured out what "playing doctor" means yet.

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.

Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.

Takes one to be spawned by one.

Once you're hooked on auto correct, you can't stop, and you're forever doomed to blurt swear words uncontrollably at the most awkward moments. Just like heroin, if Tourettes was a side effect of heroin.