rage comic

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.

Once you're hooked on auto correct, you can't stop, and you're forever doomed to blurt swear words uncontrollably at the most awkward moments. Just like heroin, if Tourettes was a side effect of heroin.