YOU WILL DIE ALONE WITH YOUR CATS

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Meltdown in 3... 2... 1...

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That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.

UNIVERSAL Serial Bus Rage

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But if you only needed one type of cable, then how would companies get you to buy more crap from them, silly?

Watched Headphones Never Tangle

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He Never Received Another Text Message Again

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I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.

Ironically I Had Aaliyah, Otis Redding, John Denver, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Buddy Holly on My Playlist

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And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.

An Anonymous, Unsung Hero

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