And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT
IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE
BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU
never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended
No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.