This Needs to Go the Opposite of Deeper

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This Needs to Go the Opposite of Deeper
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"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions

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As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions
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If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.