Congratulations, and Who Are You Again?

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Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions

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From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.

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