As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions

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As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions
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From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.

The First Time Was Better

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The First Time Was Better
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

Thinking of You

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Thinking of You
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I even tattooed you to my back!

That Special Someone

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That Special Someone
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I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.