The Perks of Working for the State

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And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

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You Just Wouldn't Understand

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First World Phone Problems

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WHY DOES IT HAVE EYES

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Dora the Excreter

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Worst Day Ever

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They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

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Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

The First Time Was Better

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU