Self-Poortraits: Peekaboo

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Self-Poortraits: Peekaboo
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Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.

That Special Someone

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That Special Someone
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I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.

The Perks of Working for the State

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The Perks of Working for the State
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And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

autocowrecks - poop salary

Worst Day Ever

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Worst Day Ever
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They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

autocowrecks - toilet paper

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.