That's right, you spoiled children of the world... Batman doesn't get to have fancy gadgets, so why should you?
This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.
For a minute I thought he was singing that dumb song with "boom" in the lyrics.
On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.
It's okay, bro, we've all been there.