Going to a Concert LOL Txt It

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AutocoWrecks,camera,concert,g rated,Hall of Fame,mobile phones,Music,phone,rock concert,time
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On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

The Special Menu

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auto correct,AutocoWrecks,effed up,g rated,mentally handicapped,mobile phones,retards,texting
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Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.

Crayons Before Mans

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AutocoWrecks,coloring book,crayons,crayons before mans,dating,fun,Harry Potter,mobile phones,relationships,sex,texting
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Crayons before mans. It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context. Oh god, what an awful title. #modproblems

Lies My Teacher Told Me

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AutocoWrecks,calculator,graphing,g rated,Hall of Fame,lies,math,math class,mobile phones,school,teacher
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You were graphing in 4th grade? You must have been one smart 10-year-old.