I was going to buy the phone to put it in my own aquarium so that my fish could use it BUT I GUESS IT WON'T BE SO MUCH FUN FOR MY FISH NOW.

Okay, who gave Cap a phone?

Both of these strapping young gentlemen have grown magnificent full-bodied and not-at-all-false mustaches, but only one of them has spelled "mustache" correctly.

I know that feeling all too well, bro.

When the CMO of Angry Birds developer Rovio was invited to an event at the Finnish Presidential Palace (because when you've created the most popular mobile game in history, you get to roll with presidents), his wife repped the company by wearing an Angry Birds dress. No word on whether they have blue, black, white, or pig versions.