Protects From Everything Except Hipsters

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I don't know, I think anyone with a strong preference for ironic and/or retro accessories would nab that right away.

Theory of Televolution

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Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.

Going to a Concert LOL Txt It

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On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.