Tumblr Is Filled With Horrible People

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Tumblr Is Filled With Horrible People
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The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.

The Special Menu

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The Special Menu
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Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.

Going to a Concert LOL Txt It

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Going to a Concert LOL Txt It
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On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

Phone Float FAIL

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Phone Float FAIL
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I was going to buy the phone to put it in my own aquarium so that my fish could use it BUT I GUESS IT WON'T BE SO MUCH FUN FOR MY FISH NOW.

Lies My Teacher Told Me

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Lies My Teacher Told Me
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You were graphing in 4th grade? You must have been one smart 10-year-old.