The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.
Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.
On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.
I was going to buy the phone to put it in my own aquarium so that my fish could use it BUT I GUESS IT WON'T BE SO MUCH FUN FOR MY FISH NOW.
You were graphing in 4th grade? You must have been one smart 10-year-old.
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