Looks like they've finally uncovered the Dead Sea Tablets.

From the submitter:

"Take 1 Late Night + 18 Cats + 1 Stolen iPad + 1 Stolen Car = Long Distance Relationship Trolling"

That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."

All welcome your new god.

Just wait until you get the NEW iPad: Not only will you feel smaller, you'll also feel 20 pounds lighter!