Because the market for screwing even a hollow digital representation of a thing with breasts is strong enough, a Fleshlight iPad case holder is in development and will hit the adult toy shelves soon.
The above picture is only a concept mock-up, but it gives you the basic idea: a fake vagina for lonely people to play with while they look at real ones on-screen.
BRB, have to go look at cat pictures to purge all the grossness from my brain.
So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.
Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!
Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!
Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset