A Dirty Thing You Can Do With Your iPad

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A Dirty Thing You Can Do With Your iPad
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Because the market for screwing even a hollow digital representation of a thing with breasts is strong enough, a Fleshlight iPad case holder is in development and will hit the adult toy shelves soon.

The above picture is only a concept mock-up, but it gives you the basic idea: a fake vagina for lonely people to play with while they look at real ones on-screen.

BRB, have to go look at cat pictures to purge all the grossness from my brain.

Avoid Insulting Gifts This Holiday Season

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Avoid Insulting Gifts This Holiday Season
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So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.

Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!

Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!

Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset

Apple Knows Exactly What Its Customers Want

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Apple Knows Exactly What Its Customers Want
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I also wish that Apple launched a merciless litigious assault on anyone who also tried to make a bulky iPhone that couldn't make calls.

His Favorite Markers Were Black and Yellow

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His Favorite Markers Were Black and Yellow
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Of course, this is from the guy who drives foreign cars, that's erryday. A million off a tour, that's erryday. Hundred broads, that's erryday.

The list goes on from there.