If Apple's new iPad lets me use it as a cutting board, I MIGHT consider getting it. MAYBE. It'd at least give them a reason why they made it heavier and thicker than the iPad 2.
That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."
All welcome your new god.
I know that feeling all too well, bro.
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