Shut up, Siri! Five contacts isn't bad! And just because one of them is my Pizza Hut delivery driver doesn't mean he doesn't still count! sobs
And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.
Fair warning, kids! Don't ever browse Memebase, or before you know it, you'll have been forever alone for your entire natural lifespan!
I could have sworn I felt something vibrate. Wait, nevermind, that was just my crippling loneliness.
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