Being Forever Alone Has Its Advantages

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Siri Is My Dinner Date Tonight

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He Never Received Another Text Message Again

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I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.

What I'm Saying Is That It Doesn't Exist, in Case You're Confused

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On the plus side, you don't get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.

Forever Alone

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And when you're ready to move to the next step after pillow pets...

autocowrecks - pillow date

You're Loneliness Saves Lives!

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Thanks, Nobody! You're Always There For Me!

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Feeling lonely at a party? Don't worry, there's nobody to make you feel OK with this!