Maybe He Just Got the Date Wrong?

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Nope, he definitely tricked you.

My $400 Friend

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Siri is basically an escort.

But I Wanna Come Too...

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I'll be here anyway. Waitin' for a friend. Yup. Anyyyy day now...

My Mummy Valentine

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Me Neither

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Just List An Escort Service As “Girlfriend” In Your Contacts

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yourewelcome

Priorities FAIL

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Your apps say a lot about you.