Silly You, You Don't Have Any Friends!

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forever alone,no friends,no reply,silly you
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Some People Just Don't Get It

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annoying,asking out,courting,forever alone,rejection,stalker
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From the submitter:

You would think after a month and a half...he'd get the hint

You'd think.

The Correct Answer Was "Steve Jobs," But We'll Also Accept Your Answer

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dead,Death,forever alone,relationships,sex,sex life,single
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He Never Received Another Text Message Again

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appropriate,comic,forever alone,rage comic,texting
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I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.

Thanks, Nobody! You're Always There For Me!

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Awkward,fake texting,forever alone,nobody
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Feeling lonely at a party? Don't worry, there's nobody to make you feel OK with this!

She's Just Playing Along

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dating,forever alone,good morning,mom,parenting,single
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This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

Dammit, Boys, Come Get My Milkshake Already

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forever alone,milkshake,Music,my milkshake,single,song
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Dammit, boys, hurry up and get it.