Got Hitched LOL Txt It

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Just Peachy

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Darren Never Was the Best at Stuffing the Turkey

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Troubleshooting

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Rebooting is always your first step. ALWAYS. NO EXCEPTIONS.

The Psychic Android

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Just a bunch of eggs, "all here waiting" for your uterus to open the floodgates.

For All Your Storage Needs

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If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite

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"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon