I'm Too Sexty for This Phone

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"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

That's It, I Officially Give Up Driving

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The scary thing is, she's still posting from her iPhone...

I Need to Re-Train Auto Correct

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It also auto corrects "so" to "sooooooo" and "wasted" to "umbrghflao."

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