My pager's STILL blowing up!

After the hipster ragestorm that ensued when Instagram became available for Android, more big news broke today, as a Facebook buyout was announced. Expect more hipsters to get really mad about this, and then get distracted when they develop the urge to photograph their turkey sandwich for lunch.

It's okay, bro, we've all been there.

I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

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