This One Better Last Forever

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They Both Come in Pairs

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There Were Worse Things Siri Could Have Said About Santa

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He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.

Remember Back Before We Had Electricity, When We Used Phones as Paperweights?

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Newsworthy: Instagram Is Part of the Machine Now

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After the hipster ragestorm that ensued when Instagram became available for Android, more big news broke today, as a Facebook buyout was announced. Expect more hipsters to get really mad about this, and then get distracted when they develop the urge to photograph their turkey sandwich for lunch.

I Need to Re-Train Auto Correct

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It also auto corrects "so" to "sooooooo" and "wasted" to "umbrghflao."

Troll Dad

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It's tough being ambidextrous.