The scary thing is, she's still posting from her iPhone...

An hero moment indeed.

My pager's STILL blowing up!

If I were someone who relied upon old and busted memes for humor, I would say parentception.

It also auto corrects "so" to "sooooooo" and "wasted" to "umbrghflao."

Soooo... boys. Hi. You're in my yard now. This is awkward.