Dad Hates Everyone, It's Not Just You

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approval,dad,dislike everyone,hates everyone,nicest thing,parental love
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Dad's an equal-opportunity pessimist.

Dad Was Serious

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alcohol,candy,dad,drinking,fudge,parenting,whiskey
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Dad never jokes about his alcohol.

Enjoying the Great Outdoors

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Hiking,autocorrect,text,dad,funny
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Should Have Deleted Your History

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dad,facebook,parenting,text
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Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.

The Full Nest Syndrome

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dad,jokes,parenting,your mom
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A Whole Latka Puns

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dad,hebrew,jew,jewish,parenting,pun,puns
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STOP.

Dad Stahp

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go to the club,comics,dad,accidentally
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