She Forgot to Mention the Vodka

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Yeah I Will Not Be Answering That

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Troll Dad

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It's tough being ambidextrous.

A Whole Latka Puns

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STOP.

Dad Was Serious

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Dad never jokes about his alcohol.

Should Have Deleted Your History

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Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.

Emojis Are Like Ball Pits for Old People

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