From the submitter:
"Uh. I mean. Yeah! How dare you forget! Buy me a new car?"
Her father's name is Heidi? What a strange family.
Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.
Dad's an equal-opportunity pessimist.
It's funny because they're talking about sex.
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