Wait for the Shyamalan Twist Ending

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Wait for the Shyamalan Twist Ending
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From the submitter:

I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!

Always Assume That Strangers Are Child Molesters

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Always Assume That Strangers Are Child Molesters
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Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.

Congratulations, and Who Are You Again?

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Congratulations, and Who Are You Again?
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Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.