You're One Asshole I Don't Trust

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The ass needs to be fresh before you can lick it.

Struck Out

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Hey girl, Imma say hi and add a pic of my smoldering gaze so you know I really mean it.

The Boundless Patience of Not-Drew

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From the submitter:

Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....

Congratulations, and Who Are You Again?

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Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

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