Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.
From the submitter:
I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot).
Then I received this.
Women attract, men mostly repel.
"gon 2 transubstanti8 sum bread lol brb"
Sure is penis today.
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