Wait for the Shyamalan Twist Ending

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Wait for the Shyamalan Twist Ending
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From the submitter:

I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!

There Were EXPLOSIONS

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There Were EXPLOSIONS
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I'll bet I know where he got that story from...

autocowrecks - actual wreck

If I Was a Girl...

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If I Was a Girl...
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From the submitter:

I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot). Then I received this.

Women attract, men mostly repel.

autocowrecks - men and women i'm horny

Wrong Number Fillet

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Wrong Number Fillet
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Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.

But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?

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But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?
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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?