That... that would hurt, right?
From the submitter:
I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!
Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.
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