Wait for the Shyamalan Twist Ending

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Wait for the Shyamalan Twist Ending
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From the submitter:

I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!

The Boundless Patience of Not-Drew

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The Boundless Patience of Not-Drew
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From the submitter:

Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....

But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?

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But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?
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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

Wrong Number Fillet

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Wrong Number Fillet
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Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.