It Only Took Two Hours to Forget the Hint

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baby mama,carousel,hint,stranger,wrong number,Wrong Numbers From Dumb/Creepy Strangers
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There's at least one mama out there who's desperate for some babies.

That Thar Number Is Doggone Wrong

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carousel,Hall of Fame,picture,stranger,Trolling Wrong Numbers,wet,wrong number
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Didn't Know It Was That Kind of Sale

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Ad,car,carousel,girlfriend,sale,Wrong Contact,wrong number
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Buffet Night Is Serious Business

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buffet,carousel,dating,eating,Hall of Fame,relationships,restaurant,Wrong Contact,wrong number
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She Does It Froggy-Style

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bacon,carousel,masturbacon,masturbation,miss piggy,muppets,wrong number,Wrong Numbers From Dumb/Creepy Strangers
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autocowrecks - muppets miss piggy

My Attention Span Is Less Than Divine

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carousel,church,god,religion,Trolling Wrong Numbers,wrong number
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"gon 2 transubstanti8 sum bread lol brb"

Things That Go Text in the Night

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carousel,comic,Hall of Fame,pineapple,rage comic,texts,wrong number,Wrong Numbers From Dumb/Creepy Strangers
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That... that would hurt, right?