Not cool, dude. Not cool.
Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.
From the submitter:
Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....
Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.
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