From the submitter:
I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!
I'll bet I know where he got that story from...
I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot).
Then I received this.
Women attract, men mostly repel.
Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
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