If I Was a Girl...

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If I Was a Girl...
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From the submitter:

I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot). Then I received this.

Women attract, men mostly repel.

autocowrecks - men and women i'm horny

There Were EXPLOSIONS

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There Were EXPLOSIONS
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I'll bet I know where he got that story from...

autocowrecks - actual wreck

Whatever It Takes

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Whatever It Takes
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It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.

Wrong Number Fillet

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Wrong Number Fillet
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Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.