It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.
Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.
Hey girl, Imma say hi and add a pic of my smoldering gaze so you know I really mean it.
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