Sure is penis today.
The ass needs to be fresh before you can lick it.
It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.
Hey girl, Imma say hi and add a pic of my smoldering gaze so you know I really mean it.
The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
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