Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.
I'll bet I know where he got that story from...
From the submitter:
I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
The ass needs to be fresh before you can lick it.
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