Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.
The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.
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Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....
The ass needs to be fresh before you can lick it.
Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.
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