From the submitter:
I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot).
Then I received this.
Women attract, men mostly repel.
I'll bet I know where he got that story from...
That... that would hurt, right?
It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.
"gon 2 transubstanti8 sum bread lol brb"
Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.
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