Mind Control Just Ain't What it Used to Be

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Mind Control Just Ain't What it Used to Be
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Listen, if you mind control a highly-trained government assassin, you can't expect him to be well-versed in animal care.

Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies

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Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies
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Then they'll use that finger to unlock his phone, look up your address, and mail you the finger- at least that's how it would go in the movies. Love horror stories? Prefer the softer, gentler side of Halloween? Either way, check out Cheezburger's Halloween site!