Now You Can Just Shotgun Coors Instead of Tasting It!

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Submitted by: Unknown (via Booze News)
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This new can design allows you to pour it down your throat faster, and that way you don't have to taste the terrible stuff. Or, and I'm just spitballing here, you could just not drink it!

Public Service Announcement: Please Don't Smoke Your Booze

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Submitted by: Unknown (via Times of India)
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Bypassing the stomach and liver by inhaling alcohol can lead to some horrible mishaps.

"When you inhale alcohol, it goes directly into the lungs and circumnavigates the liver," he told the New York Daily News. "The liver is what metabolizes alcohol, but when you inhale it, it goes directly from the lungs to the brain," he said.

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