"Don't Leave Me Hanging!"

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amnesia,blackout,dont-leave-me-hanging,forget,forgotten,memory,remember
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"What do you mean 'don't leave you hanging?' ... Okay, who caved and told her what she did last night?"

"Step Back, People, The Police Will Handle This"

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blackout,no pants,pant,passed out,power rangers,Subway,train
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"We're looking for a caucasian male, about six foot ten inches, wears a chrome helmet, and goes by the name Lord Zedd."

Trying to Sneak Through the House While Drunk

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big bird,blackout,drunk,stumbling,wasted
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"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."

"Okay, Let's Recap Last Night..."

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blackout,passed out,stripper,wasted
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"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

OM NOM NOM NOM

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blackout,drunk,passed out,wasted
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Based on the placement of the picture, and the absence of his right arm, it could very well be a self-shot.

Hey Man, You All Right?

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blackout,bushes,camouflage,hiding,incognito,passed out
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"Ssssshhhh, you c-can't hic see me, I'm incognitus!"