"What do you mean 'don't leave you hanging?' ... Okay, who caved and told her what she did last night?"
"We're looking for a caucasian male, about six foot ten inches, wears a chrome helmet, and goes by the name Lord Zedd."
"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."
"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."
Based on the placement of the picture, and the absence of his right arm, it could very well be a self-shot.
"Ssssshhhh, you c-can't hic see me, I'm incognitus!"
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