blackout

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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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By Unknown
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"Yeah, I was so wasted that I went down to the animal shelter and bought like 10 cats."

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By CodyH
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...would it be considered

(puts on sunglasses)

Hopicide?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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