And then there's "anywhere is possible."
...would it be considered
(puts on sunglasses)
"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."
To your credit though, sir, the overalls are a fantastic touch.
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