"Okay, Let's Recap Last Night..."

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"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

If He Overdosed on Beer...

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...would it be considered

(puts on sunglasses)

Hopicide?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some Cops Understand What It's Like to Be Blackout Drunk

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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

Dude, You're Holding Up the Line!

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Dude? DUDE?

The Life of a Playboy is a Hard One Indeed

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Hugh Hefner? Meet Hugh Pilsner.

At Least You Didn't Pass Out in the Road

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"Dude, I Got So Much P**sy Last Night"

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"Yeah, I was so wasted that I went down to the animal shelter and bought like 10 cats."