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animal shelter blackout hose passed out - 6217612800
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"Yeah, I was so wasted that I went down to the animal shelter and bought like 10 cats."

blackout passed out stripper wasted - 6234510336
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"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

blackout passed out wasted - 6420549632
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I was just uhh... uhh... looking for a quarter I dropped! Right!