OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite
blackout,drunk,luigi,mario,passed out,super mario,wasted
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"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!

There's "Anything is Possible"

Favorite
blackout,morning after,passed out,wasted
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And then there's "anywhere is possible."

If He Overdosed on Beer...

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beer,blackout,crime scene,csi,csi miami,david caruso,drunk,passed out,wasted
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...would it be considered

(puts on sunglasses)

Hopicide?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Okay, Let's Recap Last Night..."

Favorite
blackout,passed out,stripper,wasted
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"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

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