"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."
...would it be considered
(puts on sunglasses)
Via Elite Daily:
A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."
You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
Hugh Hefner? Meet Hugh Pilsner.
"Yeah, I was so wasted that I went down to the animal shelter and bought like 10 cats."
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