blackout

May the 4th be with you, everybody! Because it sure as hell wasn't with this guy.

Based on the placement of the picture, and the absence of his right arm, it could very well be a self-shot.

Hugh Hefner? Meet Hugh Pilsner.

Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

"We're looking for a caucasian male, about six foot ten inches, wears a chrome helmet, and goes by the name Lord Zedd."

"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."