From the submitter:
My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top
I weep for this generation. ~Not-So-Handy-Old-Man-Andy
Love the low-quality sound of your car stereo, but love vibrating windows?
I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
Protip: widening the tubes makes information stream at a faster rate.