I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.
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About as sturdy and reliable and any other one.
~NSHA
From the submitter:
A roll of plastic and three hours later, we could completely turn off one of the cooling units, which had been on full blast for years. The servers now breath in only cold air from the cooling units, and the cooling units only warm air from the servers.
Frankly, I am shocked and appalled that they found the blueprints to TIFI's server room.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
Even in it most literal sense, calling him a "diaper head" is still wildly inappropriate.
~NSHA
We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.
~NSHA
Love the low-quality sound of your car stereo, but love vibrating windows?
~NSHA
These new electric screwdrivers are now as convenient as I was hoping for.
~NSHA
Yes, that is an overhead projector combined with a dismantled LCD screen. Try not to think about it too much. I did and had to leave early with a severe migraine.
~NSHA
It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.
~NSHA
