technology

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I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.

~NSHA

Calling god. Hello? God?

~NSHA

This Facebook browsing experience only cost him a grand!

~NSHA

Thankfully Nokia's springs come standard.

It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

Verizon Wireless + NFL iPhone App + Digital Video Camera + Microphone + Bass Amp (not pictured) = Monday Night Football without cable TV! The iPhone NFL app prohibits direct output from the iPhone to the TV, but we've overcome higher obstacles than that to get to Live MNF.

Protip: widening the tubes makes information stream at a faster rate.

~NSHA

To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.

~NSHA

Just remember your network key.

~NSHA

We don't need a warrant, a SATA cable or an anti-static wristband. We're coming in.

~NSHA