technology

If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top

We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA

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Thankfully Nokia's springs come standard.