technology

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA

Make your own version, maybe?

If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.

~NSHA

Just remember your network key.

~NSHA

About as sturdy and reliable and any other one.

~NSHA

To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

Verizon Wireless + NFL iPhone App + Digital Video Camera + Microphone + Bass Amp (not pictured) = Monday Night Football without cable TV! The iPhone NFL app prohibits direct output from the iPhone to the TV, but we've overcome higher obstacles than that to get to Live MNF.

We don't need a warrant, a SATA cable or an anti-static wristband. We're coming in.

~NSHA

We'll take this baby back to 1975.