It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.
Thankfully Nokia's springs come standard.
From the submitter:
My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top
I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.
A step above the successful first model.