technology

Even in it most literal sense, calling him a "diaper head" is still wildly inappropriate.

~NSHA

Calling god. Hello? God?

~NSHA

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA

An instant classic: ipod+hot glue.

These new electric screwdrivers are now as convenient as I was hoping for.

~NSHA

About as sturdy and reliable and any other one.

~NSHA

The wireless version is much less practical.

~NSHA

Protip: widening the tubes makes information stream at a faster rate.

~NSHA

We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.

~NSHA

If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top

Thankfully Nokia's springs come standard.