Yeah, Just Taking a Break Next to the Corn Syrup Cooler

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break,break room,coca cola,drink,gross,soda,water cooler
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I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

Lots of Plans!

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comic,Savage Chickens,water cooler,weekend
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It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.

~OLJ

But <i>Still</i> Nobody Changes It

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dead,spider,water cooler
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"Don't drink the water (There's a dead spider in it)."

had to put up this sign when I found a dead spider floating in the water cooler. The bad part is I noticed it AFTER I had two cups.

High Fructose Corn Syrup Cooler

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coca cola,soda,water cooler
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With my limited knowledge of Science, I'm having trouble not imagining all the carbonation collecting at the top, building pressure until the entire thing explodes.

This Has Gone Too Far!

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charge,cup,free,water cooler
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$5.00 per month? That's a little too cheap. What are we, Socialists?