water-cooler

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By Unknown
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$5.00 per month? That's a little too cheap. What are we, Socialists?

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"Don't drink the water (There's a dead spider in it)."

had to put up this sign when I found a dead spider floating in the water cooler. The bad part is I noticed it AFTER I had two cups.
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By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

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By Unknown
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I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

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