Yeah, Just Taking a Break Next to the Corn Syrup Cooler

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Yeah, Just Taking a Break Next to the Corn Syrup Cooler
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I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg

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"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

Lots of Plans!

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Lots of Plans!
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It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.

~OLJ